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Oh hallo, I could start off by saying my name or I could wait and be mysterious... I'm Jessy!  :D  I'm the chubby, pale one that usually tries to sit near the front to help my ADD problem.

I'm 18 and a freshman.  My major is nursing and my minor is psychology (WUT IS SHE DUING HUR?!?!?!).  I want to be a psychiatric nurse, originally because I wanted to work with mentally disabled adults but now I think I just want to work with the "crazies." :P  I currently wipe butts to make money!  I'm a certified nursing assistant and yes I do more than just wipe butts, I love my job as frustrating as it can be sometimes! :]

Some things about me:

-I am 50/50 Lithuanian and Irish.

-I love body modifications.

-My mom and I have matching tattoos that say "Stiprumas" which means "Strength" in Lithuanian.

-"Does she have rhinestones on her chest?" Nope, those are my microdermal implants.  "Did she say implants?! What a freak!"  I love them and they aren't nearly as scary as people make them out to be!  I also have my nose pierced, double lobes pierced, and my normal lobes are stretched to a 4g and that's as big as they're getting.  I did all of these myself excluding my microdermals and my original normal lobe piercings.

-I make fat jokes about myself ALL the time, I don't do this to get pity from you or for you to say "Ohhh, you are not fat!" I do this because it's funny!  Who wants a fat friend that can't make fat jokes about themselves?!

-I'm from Demotte, Indiana which is a tiny town of around 3,000 people and is 2.5 hours away.

-I make weird noses all the time and it's usually by habit.

-I love Harry Potter!

Here's an example of my best friend/roommate and I when we're eating:

Here's my facehole:

& I can't think of anything else so I leave you all with this: