Pan

I am ticked.  Over the Thanksgiving break we were blessed with a teaser trailer to the new Star Wars movie coming out next year, the new Jurassic Park (ehhh...) and the newest edition to crap Peter Pan movies... "Pan."  Already I can tell this movie is going to be a gigantic turd blossom and it has nothing to do with Hugh Jackman. I'm just going to start asking the hard questions... Why is Tiger Lily clearly not Native American?  Since when did Blackbeard have a flying ship?  What's with the child slavery?  Is this Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom?  When was it ever established that Captain Hook and Peter Pan were friends?  Why are you creating additions to the mythos of Peter Pan when you clearly have no idea what the hell you're doing?  ARGH!  This is going to be another one of those "Maleficent" type movies isn't it?  Where the bad guy is just somebody who's misunderstood and just needs a big hug to make all things better? (Barf)  I'm not excited for this movie and I hope that it tanks at the box office.  (I could be wrong about all of this and if it's a good movie good for them.  I just don't have any faith in what I've already seen)